i find it a beautiful talent that i know how much pubic hair the girl in the next stall has just from the sound of her urine
Whose surfboard did we steal and why is there a wood carving of a pelican in the fridge where the beer used to be?
i couldnt tell she was wearing a bumpit until she started giving me head
it was a weeks worth of wine for $20. it would have been fiscally irresponsible to not buy it.
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you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
At least the cops kept you away from sleeping with her. Protect and Serve.
I'm challenging a 70 yr old alcoholic woman who is half my size tonight. Wish me luck
Literally I thought my ears were pouring out blood. That high.
New low: just got woken up by my 9 year old cousin throwing an empty at me and telling me to get my life together.
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He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
I'm a college student and my dad gets more ass than I do..... do you see a problem here?
we told the drug dealer that our car was dead and we needed a jump so he would bring the drugs to us...
..and by hang out i don't mean fucking then going back home i mean let's get something to eat & watch a movie and fuck sometime in between.
He's the one named Andrew. In his profile picture he is the one on the right in the monkey costume.
Mandatory face masks - finally, a solution for lip augmentation failures and bad breath.
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