your transformation into a slut upon entering college is like a shakespearian tragedy
we went back to her place to bone only to find her boyfriend having sex.. with MY girlfriend
she was on her period so I asked if she wanted to make ass babies
she's throwing things again.. almost stabbed herself in the eye with a fork.
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By the end of the cruise, there was literally nothing in our room he hadn't peed on.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I can't decide who is the bigger alcoholic: you for opening that bottle of wine just now or me for hearing it in the other room over the air conditioner
I just puked my brains out on the side of the road (see picture) And I took a picture for our scrapbook! I am always thinking! =) tell me your proud?!
Finally hooked up w/ that yoga instructor chick. Got a little more than I expected. Like a full on bush more than I expected. How do you tell a girl that her bush scares you?
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
Fulfilled a bucket list goal last night. Borrowed a dollar from a stripper to buy smokes
God bless Atlanta.
True. So did you hook up with pasta or the ultimate warrior
Little bit of both
That guy was drunk and couldn't get it up so he just tried to scissor me.
First poop in my apartment for the summer, officially settled in. :)
I met a guy last night who bought me a book on Amazon at the bar and then we had sex. Boners for books is a thing. Boom.
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