Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Also, the wait staff kept prematurely clearing my Manhattans. Not sure if it was an oversight or a hint.
Voted patient of the month again at the urgent care. I need to rethink my life choices.
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
So we have also come to the conclusion that slam piece Saturday's are the appropriate follow ups to find a husband Fridays
Have you ever noticed that the cities in car commercials look really futuristic?
...did you eat that brownie?
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
You'd be surprised how many calories hedonism burns.
Vegas is great, yelled at a guy 4 lanes over if he wanted a bj. ended up having sex in a vacant lot. I think he was homeless.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I'm not sure... How do you tell someone who was so smashed they couldn't remember shoving their dick into the fireplace that their mother actually witnessed the whole thing?
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
If he would've shaved his beard when we first broke up, getting over him would've been so much simpler. That asshole.
It's okay, big boobs are better than running.
So adding to the list of things my boobs can do, sweeping with a broom is apparently a thing.
The bouncer just called me magically delicious... apparently I'm a lucky charm. hollllleeeerrrr!
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