Would you object to my putting the bidet video on my Facebook page? It;s awesome.
i just saw someone crawling up the stairs to the dorm while screaming "i have the best vagina!"
I just saw the nastiest chick.
Where?
woke up next to her... fuck you jack daniels, fuck you
We shouldn"t be alone together
you didn"t say that yesterday
you weren't married yesterday
i walked toward the cop car thinking it was the liquor store lights nd by that time it was too late to escape the trap
You didn't want to have sex last night because you said your grandpa just died and you didn't want him watching..
Bad news. Pictures just stimulated my memory and i just realized the stripper I hooked up with this weekend tasted like pizza.
Just saw a dude hanging out a window upside down chugging a 60 of vodka. This weekend is big for everyone I guess
Pride is not for the college student young Padawan. Tequila is for the college student.
Blacked out drunk in California and woke up somewhere in Arizona, I'm pretty sure I got here on foot
When I'm drunk I really like to hold dicks. Like, affectionately.
we're spending all day in bed drinking spiked eggnog and fucking
we just smoked for like ten hours and got froyo. not a bad start to the weekend.
You came into the club around midnight with a carton of tropicana o.j. & said you were starting a revolution.
Do u believe in the possibility of big foot?
You high??
Randomize
