It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
If a man's penis is referred to as "the family jewels" does that make a woman's vagina a jewelry box?
like the penis drawn on my face is so detailed and well done, i'm not even upset about it.
They had half off shots during the fourth quarter. I was powerless.
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OH MY GOD. JESUS STRIPPER. THERE IS A JESUS STRIPPER HERE. A STRIPPER DRESSED AS JESUS.
Im surprised putting the throwing knife "dartboard" next to the door didnt end up worse
Ahahhahaha I'm not that stupid but then again I thought cabo was in Africa until yesterday
Yepp, I had to be the one to explain that the girl who was slapping people in the face with a dildo was my drunk girlfriend.
Why can't people give useful wedding gifts...like sex swings or Nutella?
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One of my interns found me on Grindr. I'm really gonna make him earn the absurd amount of money I pay him.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
I probably shouldn't be taking relationship advice from my side piece...
I also fell asleep on the side of a tree so like I hit my lowest point there but it was a good time
Not as bad as when you were sitting in the pond getting fed water
I feel kind of like we’re in a gang and tonight is one of those “people are gonna know not to fuck with us” type of nights. And then tomorrow I am going to learn to pole dance. I’m not really sure how I got to this point in my life… but I like it.
Thanks for being my best friend so I can use you as an alibi to my family while I'm out getting some dick in my face.
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