She said if it slipped out one more time she was going to duct tape it in her vagina
Opportunity cost of getting to econ after a night on the town > marginal benefit of attending class
You threw up in a Dixie cup last night. Oddly, you just gained major points in my book for that.
with your flexibility, and the size of my penis, amazing things are possible.
She told me to wait on the sofa while she freshened up. She's been in the bathroom for an hour. I have a bad feeling about this.
DDing is such a bittersweet job, just got the entire history of this girls hookup career
My dry heaving is complicating my ability to speak.
Yeah I had to push her down the hallway to the hotel room in a luggage carrier. The guy at the desk told me goodluck
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Totally clawed myself in the face during sex. I can die happy?
I can feel your movements against the shared wall we are leaning up against. It makes me feel as though we are one. Queue Pocahontas song...
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
I encourage you to ignore feeling. Drinking more helps
he made me cum so hard i had an asthma attack
you were grinding on the cop whispering for him to lend you his tazer.
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