No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
Woke up in a closet. I'm not drinking till summer.
Weird question, would you want to do fetish porn? you get paid.
Then they all walked away with the drinks I bought them, and the fat one slapped me in the face. I left and my car had been towed. Worst night ever.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
just had an awkward elevator run in with that guy you puked on
you know you made out with my sister while holding Ur girlfriends hand while she was puking in the toilet right
I puked in my fridge last night while I was trying to get water
I'm hungover laying in my moms bed watching Space Jam.. Adult Life..
Apparently HR frowns upon current employees introducing themselves to the new employee as "Hi I'm sleeping with your cousin"
I don't think I've ever met a guy with a bush bad enough that I would choose a cactus over it.
Hey I'm coming to get my gin do you want a good luck blowjob for your exam tmrw
At least your vagina gets to vagina again. Dust that thing off.
You waddled all the way home with your shoes in a construction cone. I'm glad to call you my Bestfriend.
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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