don't blame me for your drunken lack of judgement
big words... still drunk. dont care. your fault.
Obama is so hot when he ends wars.
Single handedly the worst sex I've ever had just went down. Its like we both laid there after word-less thinking about the other " could they be any worse in bed" ?
My overnight senior got drunk and hooked up with Kaylee on Sunday. I checked Facebook and he already put down his deposit for next year. This school should pay me a commission.
She's running around bumping into to people trying to keep a balloon she filled with vodka in the air. Please tell me she has a secret off switch you didn't tell me about.
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
Luckily my prof thought I was puking from nerves and gave me motivational mini speeches the entire final.
She helped me out of the car and i face planted into the snow.....and just stayed there and took like a 30 min nap.
Just realized I chose a bacon cheeseburger over sex last night
Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
Mom has wine in a to go cup. It's that kind of night.
I think I just got suckerpunched by a 14-year-old.
You were staring right at you dick at the urinals, then looked at all the other guys dicks and fist pumped saying "I win!"
Why don’t they have healthy alcohol yet?
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