My nipple is on Facebook.
soooo we both peed the bed last night...
my bf wants us to fuck our way into the new year.. how original..
I ishhh haha are u coming nack easyer?
the fact that I know you're asking me if I'm coming home for easter makes me believe I speak fluent vodka.
the last thing i remember is yelling at the cab driver that i'm really good at drive by vomitting.
Rosemary is literally sitting on the ground holding on to the rug because she thinks she is going to fall if she lets go. We smoked way too much.
Do you think you're physically and mentally capable of killing me? Because I'd really appreciate it.
just found out that she named her cat after me.
Is it too early in the day to ask a nipple-related question?
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
Are you seriously getting this frustrated over a hand-job right now?
What's your opinion on eating ass? Just looking for a yes or no
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
I'm going to blow a ton of money on sex toys just so I can tell you to do better than them.
i found you passed out on the floor with a half-eaten pie. i figured youd be the last person to care if i went and banged your sister
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