Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
her lazy eye was starring daggers at me.
The pine trees are waving at me.
Put the pipe down honey.
Hi trees.
Taking shots out of pine wood derby trophiesssssss. best idea ever.
I just saw her shopping list. The only things on it are blackberries, hot fudge and condoms. I almost don't wanna know. Almost.
i didn't realize we were even dating until i ran out of weed
She has puke in her hair, is missing a shoe and is now crying. People trust her to be their child's teacher
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I have to date her. We need a place to stay when we go tailgating.
Either I just got hit on by a 10 year old.girl dressed like a boy or I just got hit on by a midget lesbian. Either way I feel uncomfortable
Flaming shots last night. Missing an eye brow. There a connection?
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
Two chicks walked outta his room and all he did was beat his chest like LeBron and yell, "And 1!"
She acted like falling "up" the stairs was a fucking physics phenomenon. I call that Tuesday nights.
Dammit. the window insulation sheets are too small for my windows. Yet again I am disappointed by size
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