I feel like someone was just looking at my memory and took out an eraser and was like "nope he doesnt need that"
Everytime I walk into a bathroom at school that I've taken a pregnancy test in I get a little bit nostalgic....
Found a 10-can wizard staff hidden in our closet. Did we cut someone off?
That's yours. We cut you off.
You know your in for a great weekend when you buy the booze already in crutches
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I've been ignoring his texts cause last night I put him in my phone as 'ignore for atleast a day' and I trust my drunk self.
She Kept going around and squirting jello shots into guys mouths. That was her ice breaker.
he got everyone in a room, turned off the lights and started throwing knives at the wall. if you got hit, you had to drink...
Matt just ate a burger out of the trash can in front of the McDonalds. We need to have a serious talk about his drinking.
So question... If I'm sexting with uncircumcised guy, do I have to add *then i gently pull your foreskin down*?
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Last week in my political science paper I quoted the Mighty Ducks. This week, I compared the Constitution to a weird pickle law in Connecticut (by law, it's not a pickle unless it bounces). So, yeah, clearly I'm ready to be back to being a college student.
Dude, there are some things that you can't un-see. Her, beached on a dog bed, is one of them.
I'm just more comfortable with the bondage
I literally am filling up a victoria's secret bag with stuff that would give my parents a heart attack to hide in my roommates' room. This is being an adult when parents visit
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
My life. Always pantsless and occasionally topless.
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