Reminder- he's a douche bag. A big one.
Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
make any headway on the foot/dick situation?
He went through and tagged himself on my crotch in all of my facebook pics
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
i think that after ALREADY drinking that much, the tube shots may have been a bad idea.. i mean afterall, i did wake up and find my cell phone IN the bonfire the next morning.
Dipping doritos in ranch. Why doesn't he love me?
I should start handing out wavers before I have sex with someone. 1. Do you have anything to do tomorrow? 2. Are you ok with sleeping 12 hours from exhaustion. 3. Are you ok with a limp?
Things I just found under my covers: protein bar, string cheese, vibrator.
Friend date it is then. Question: Can friends engage in sexual activities after dates?
He accidentally opened the car door during sex and all the lights came on. Needless to say, that kid passing by who was walking his dog got scarred for life.
But don't thank me for faking being asleep, if I was the real wing man, I would have left the bed
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
You proposed a left ass cheek firmness contest and got a surprising number of contestants. Then you ruined it by groping someone who wasn't playing and awarding them first place.
We’ve discussed sex and dinner. Like chicken nuggets while doing it doggie and watching tv.
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