The vibrating part of my dildo broke, now I have to rely on gyration.
one word: firstdatebathroomanal
i dont know what it was but it was definately NOT a vagina
Pretending to be straight requires way more energy than I'm willing to use in this heat.
his teacher called to say he gave a girl on the playground a rock to touch his penis. proudest moment of my fatherhood
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
She started telling me about this odd patch of smooth skin under her boobs. Not sure if she was hitting on me or looking for free advise from a doctor...
I mean, I still played with her tits for like 20min tho.
He always finds the good stuff. He's like a truffle pig for bud.
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
So here's a tip: don't give a blowjob the same morning you're going to the dentist. Cuz they will think you have "mouth trauma."
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
So far my survey results are telling me to pawn the ring. Thoughts?
please tell dad to clear the porn off his tablet before he lends it to anyone from now on
Drunk level: ugly crying in the bar upon discovery of sweet tarts and not smarties.
How do you feel about a threesome?
Will you be there?
I'm the one asking!
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