Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
if socks could get pregnant i would have catholic amounts of kids
Did you draw a mustache on my drivers license picture??
He wants to be 'in an open relationship'. Fuck that. That's the online equivalent of letting him pee in a circle around me.
med student doing my blood work at the AIDS clinic just hit on me after I told him i was having unprotected sex, but didn't think i had HIV.
I have more bruises, scratches, and overall soreness from my birthday weekend than my car accident.
I think I should advise against you hooking up with a guy that throws "the shocker" up in all of his pictures on facebook. Just sayin.
Your whole purpose in life is to just float around and satisfy lonely women and also join lesbian couples in threesomes.
Russell brand is gross. Everytime I see him I just wanna give him a bath. He's like a used condom.
Another day, another engagement, another cat
I hit a child with a fudge sickle from a moving vehicle after he flipped me off, I feel like a God. Tell no one. My partner didn't see it.
He's a fucking asshole. Who gives good head. And seriously I have never seen someone less committed to hair color
A picture of a damn cupcake brought back 3 fuckboys
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
He deliberately gets me high because he knows I fuck better and then I make food for two. I don't know if I should feel mad or proud of him for thinking that far.
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