I think need to divide my DVD collection into "movies I've seen" and "movies I've only seen during sex"
i have a strong feeling i fucked one of the waiters here...
I'm at about main and main street
What are you doing and how can I add sex in there
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I projectile vomited in his sisters room where the toiled would have been if it were the bathroom.
please don't fuck her on my bed i'm too poor for laundry quarters
She found my wedding ring, sallowed it and wished me good luck explaining it to my wife before walking out. Now what?
I came back to consciousness and found myself sitting in a beanbag chair petting a 2 month old husky with one hand and eating an oreo Klondike bar with the other. This almost makes me forgive blackout lisa for making out with that chubbs at the xmas party
They were swingers. Real swingers. Thought it was going to be awesome until some fat guy tried to put my dick in his mouth.
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Halfway through the blowjob she stopped and said 'Wait I know this dick'.
I went up by the border of Canada. We took shrooms and went fishing...pretty sure we killed a dragon and ate it for dinner
Dude, he wouldn't have sex with me during halftime cause we were rooting for different teams and that would be "bad juju", I had to settle for 69.
Like why am I even still facebook friends with a guy I let finger me at a concert?
I have a vagina. So i automatically win.
True life: I inadvertently fucked a whole friend group. More details to come tonight.
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