Same, I didn't even get to be tarzan this summer
Our phone convo was getting intense. Then I heard her say "quiet mommy is trying to have phone sex"
I'm going to appeal my grade. Is it better to look studious or slutty?
At this point I feel like i'm never going to be sober, and it's frightening
Think I just saw your homeless guy on High Street. Did you give him back his crutch?
Come down here. We are watching people walk through the paper we taped in front of the elevator.
he ate me out like he was chugging a beer.
He tells me he loves me and I say I just want him for sex, then he looks at me like I just said I hate puppies. What kind of guy is he?
Is adulthood just morning sex and then walking through the grocery store 20 min later looking for something to take to work for lunch?
...and then running into your dad at said grocery store...
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
well... I just junk punched a carnie. Doesnt matter how, it still counts for my bucket list.
After sending me a dick pic, he asked, "yay or nay?"
And when were you going to tell me to stop dancing on his coffee table singing "come on irene?"
We are so disgustingly codependent and I wouldn't have it any other way
I am texting my ex and my future boyfriend while eating fish and chips with my current boyfriend... How and when did I become such a terrible person???
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