is it bad that the only reason i knew what antidote meant in class today, was from years of playing pokemon?
I just speedwalked down the broken metro escalator while high. Basically all my worst fears combined
Well on the bright side, I only need a sophomore to complete the fuck-a-guy-from-every-year-challenge.
I am trapped in a bar with french tattooed drug dealers who also blow glass art. Just in case this is bad, know what happened.
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Dnt forget 40 tuesday,dress nice! Like job interview nice, like funeral nice, like a couple muhfuckas sittin on their lawn drinkin forties on a tuesday nice!
Sometimes I wonder if my parents know that I mean horny when I say lonely.
That's the only definition of lonely that I know.
I've liked him since I puked on him on my birthday so I want it to be special.
Those mornings you wake up with a Barbie tramp stamp are the mornings that are the that are going to make me miss this place
I have no idea what that means but I'm googling things just so I can watch my thumbs move
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He wants to tie me naked and spread out on his table, press a vibrator to my clit and feed me ice cream.
That is my stoner wet dream!
Your clever response has earned you a blow job this week
I had to carry him up the hill while he was wearing nothing but knee high socks and a blue glitter sequin leotard.
Why is this not a picture message?
im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
He took a shot of vodka and AND ATE ME OUT AS A CHASER. YESSS. I AM IN LOVE.
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