what ever happened to devon sawa?
fuck...who knows?
i'm really worried about him.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
she was in the bathroom washing her eye makeup off with hand sanitizer.
To say the least, now you know you're a proper lady, passing a field sobriety test in heels...
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I have located the smell of the stripper and narrowed it down to 3 girls in class
could you please not use my mortar and pestal for its intended purpose? i just snorted cracked black pepper.
I am going to wait until he wakes up to set his couch on fire and then pee it out. That way he knows it was not an accident.
This wedding is gonna be a disaster. I already had to turn down one of the groomsmen who offered me $100 to sleep with him next wknd.
Too low?
Yes.
Do not shit in our house. There is no TP. I am walking to get more, if I do not return, I have probably died of dysentery after my last wagon wheel got stuck in a gulch. Tell Martha and Lou Ann that I love them, and that I passed away doing the Lord's work.
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Is 1:30 too early for the bar?
Do you want my opinion or society's?
I want your company
There's "red head", "preppy white girl" and "the two Asians I dated and now everyone thinks I like Asians"
Your dating history is like the united colors of Benetton
i asked him to talk to me in french while we fucked and halfway through i caught the word 'lasagna'. turns out he was making his grocery list.....i asked him to keep going.
Dude, naked camping ALWAYS takes precedence. I would skip my own funeral to go naked camping.
We can use the Mac n cheese as the potatoes in our breakfast burritos. Problem solved.
Just got your voicemail. The 3am call wasn't a drunk dial, it was an I left my phone in my pocket then has wild animalistic sex dial...
I hate you.
You LOVE me.
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