obama could have borrowed sotomayor's dick when he threw out that that first pitch like a girl last night
nobody is as good of a wingman as me. i make whoever im with look like mark wahlberg during his underwear model phase
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
I know it's getting bad when I wash the bong more often then the dishes
I figured that I'd start organizing the places ive given head. I'll add treehouse right after bandroom
holy shit thats the most artistic dick pic ever
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Sounds good. I will just get tanked here and wear this batman mask.
We smoked a bowl in front of the abortion clinic shouting Obama at the protestors.
How the fuck did I get back? Last thing I remember is being on some hot guy's shoulders yelling at girls shaking their asses
We'll talk about it later...
Oh. My. God. You texted my mom "IM BACK BITCHES!"
do me a favor, I need this weekend off so can you work your magic and blow my boss again?
Apparently last night I was doing back bends for the guy making my easy mac because clearly it wasn't easy enough for me.
I woke up using a beer can as a pillow. successful party?
What happened to your back?
Rug burn. My ass is even worse.
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