In other news I saw a pack of make believe zombies walking down green st.
gotta love wednesdays
At some point last night was I riding a garbage can.. Things are starting to come back to me
I am NOT getting arrested in a wig.
Lots of rum and cokes. Bartender wore my underwear on his head. Lost my keys. Accidentily started a fight. DC is going to kill me
on the list of things i learned today that are not stripper poles: ex-boyfriends, table legs, and police officers.
He had bigger boobs than me last night and we both weren't wearing a bra so it was a fair judgement
He woke up in a dragon costume, covered in bong water. That was a party we will regret missing.
It was all fun and games until he noticed the hickey that he hadn't given me...
You did a body shot out of her belly button with a bendy straw.
He saved that picture of my boobs for good luck romance still exists
Have you forgotten that this whole sexy cop role play started with a comment about my mom?
She caught me by google maps... Lets just say it wasnt her car in front of the house.
Its just akward. Everytime he tells me he loves me, I have to respond with, I love having sex with you. and he just stares at me in amazement
where are my eyebrows?
Got home. Somebody tried to sell me weed on the street. I've never had to try so little to find a dealer before.
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