My mom says you aren't allowed to eat doritos at my house
so i just saw your dad embarking upon a biking journey in full reflective gear
...this stays between you and me
she just gave her compliments to the chief, at dennys
You better be coming back...your date is passed out in a shrub in my backyard and I'm pretty sure her shirt is on my kitchen floor
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I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
You were great dude. You wanted to charge the guy with fedora $100 to get in.
Please tell me there is not a bookmark on your browser with the title "Christmas Porn"
we need to invent and abuse teleportation
It started with a wedding, followed by a drag show, and ended with Trevor getting punched in the face by the bouncer. How was your weekend?
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Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
So "I hate myself Mondays" has extended to Tuesday this week. I just had peanut butter and a glass of wine for lunch.
the police report says i screamed sanctuary from a jungle gym at the playground when they caught up with us, obviously they disregarded international law.
I don't care if his family has ties to the mafia, you go over there, ride his dick until it breaks off, put his dick back on, and keep on riding. Lather, rinse, repeat.
Thanks for the support, sis.
I may or may not have spent student loan money on a vibrator, that falls under living expenses right?
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
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