new low, i just stole money from my 5 year old sister to buy condoms
I totally understand Scottish logic. No underwear+skirt=great
It is obvious to me now why clam chowder & beer aren't a good combo.
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
votings over. no more wacking it to anti christine o'donnell ads
Now if u will excuse me I have to go prep my vagina for this amazing sex filled weekend I'm about to encounter
I realized after pounding back 151 and head banging into each other to "the drop" of that dub step song, that we weren't meant to have boyfriends at this point in time.
I still regret not being there for your blackout into the dumpster last year
Sup man, did you have a 3way this month if so it would be 3 for 3 for the house
Girl this is ridiculous I told my self that I would stop having sex in stairwells yet it keeps happening
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Which one of you fucks put a bounty out on my brother's virginity?
After a beer I realize now I may have shared too much about my obsession with ghosts with my therapist this morning.
Disclaimer- Don’t worry about my wounded nip. I put a bandaid on it.
I need you to sex the hangover out of me again.
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