Text. Mid BJ. 8 points.
id fuck shawn from boy meets world only if we could name the baby topanga.
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
So stoned i forgot i was in bed
I'm smoking a bowl with matches and a candle while my mother washes dishes downstairs. I thought adulthood was supposed to be different.
I can't decide if I'm depressed or if this is just what life without a bidet feels like.
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
Marrying her is the worst scenario of any. That includes death and zombies.
It's beautiful and huge. Like a dinosaur.
For the record you're a very classy lady and your love for and mastery of strap-ons is amazing. I would gladly marry you and father your offspring
Also fuck yeah conspiracy
I woke up and saw that my last google search was "Bacon neck".
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
I need your help immediately! I sorta kinda sliced my foot off at the ankle with my new kitana. Bring your cooler, ice and some hospital road beers.
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