No it wasn't her, this girl had both hands.
small problem..I have a major exam in the morning so I might have to go to the library after the party
so no drinking for you?
don't be silly
He came on my chest. Sat back and said "hey it sorta looks like lake michigan!" kill me now...
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im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
Well, they emptied out the keg by the third kegstand for America.
I only made out with him because he cured my hiccups
We fucked in my basement while hiding from the cops.. And now his Facebook picture is him and others holding up there MIP's in front of my house.. I feel obligated to add him as a friend.
"drunk introduce yourself to everyone colleen" came out last night... you kept grabbing guys faces that you just met and just kept saying their names over and over and over again so you wouldn't forget.. then would see them 5 minutes later to introduce yourself again..
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Commuter bitches be judging your sister and her bag fulla wine. It's a motherfucking rosé, bitch!
I just wanna be able to fart and do my homework but he won't leave
Thursday is not a good day to become a felon... It's bingo night
You left me with 12 red bulls and a bottle of vodka. What did you expect?
How did I end up in some random dudes car?
Some guy came up to you and asked if you knew how to drive stick.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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