I'm so over stopping myself from talking about my sexual experiences in front of children.
If i have to listen to his problems about his girlfriend, he should at least let me suck his cock.
Vibrator and massage oils got stopped at security. Super.
my quiz for the book was only 2 questions and my one answer was sorry and then a sad face
I think we need to stop being best friends, its not good for our vaginas.
everyone contributed. i held her hair back, he rubbed my vag... it was a team effort.
I want to have a prehistoric party. By that, I mean I want to dress up as a dinosaur and get drunk. That's all I want in life.
The cab driver is now flexing at a red light...
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I woke up without my clothes on covered up with a towel on the floor because for some reason I took a bath in my clothes at 2am.
I was a plus one at an intervention for a person I didn't know.
I had a dream that I got you so wet that you flooded my apartment
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
there is a tent in the living room. its a vip tent room. i want in.
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