She had hickeys... what's up with that?? HAHAHA
when i was alone, his dick was there for me...
He's warming up to shark week, by only eating fish and drinking vodka, and all the time he keeps yelling "death to the seals!"
I drunk madeout with my mom last night. it's guna be an awkward breakfast.
i dodnt think we hooked up bcause he actually texted me the next day
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
Apparently I used ziplock bags to smuggle my drink out with. By pouring it in one, then cut the corner like it was an icing bag later that night. What is wrong with me?
Her brother is definitely not gay. I hooked up with him when she was sleeping.
Taking my infected piercing out in the parking lot of the food card place. This is one of those life defining moments that makes me sad.
I think I may have walked up to her while she was with her friends and asked for a "do over".
Yeah I just don't know how I feel about my fuck buddy coming to work at my dads office with me.
She drunkenly dropped her ranch for her pizza. She tried to clean it up with her hands off the street then realized it didn't work and started licking her fingers.
I just overheard an "I'm going to get your dick so hard" conversation at Costco.
He said he wanted to sit next to the fountain so he could "watch the water hit the other water".
His girlfriend left him for the pizza guy. I am not fucking kidding.
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