Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
If I were a boy, I'd name my penis Reptar.
I mean i might have to drop this class tomorrow. I just walked into a midterm
I'm about to cry with happyness at the beer that will be consumed
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
I really hope you aren't where I think you are. Dude she has a MUSTACHE. You need Jesus..
Well the weddings in 4 days so I already got the eightball lined up and the wii fit all warmed up. Still wanna bet I wont lose 20 pounds by the wedding?
you act like breakfast cereal isnt an entirely appropriate chaser
I used the lotion his mom gave me for christmas to give him a hand job. It felt so wrong.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
sold 4 oz of weed today pantsless. man i love college.
OK am i seriously the only one who thinks Cocaine Tuesdays is a bad idea?
There's tequila in my general area. Please pray for me.
Tomorrow has nothing to do with the threesome
I am the one with the vagina. I get to call it.
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