Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
We stole some shitttt from king sooper's. fuck yeaaa
what did you steal
frozen pizza, cat litter, and preperation H. not much different than my usual grocery list.
I opened up her dishwasher and all I found was a spoon, a juice glass and all her sex toys.
just prayed to lady gaga in hopes it will help me pass my fashion merchandising final...what is my life?
Id like to know where dora the explorers parents are when she goes on all these crazy ass adventures
To the genius that put everclear in my humidifier: your time is coming.
And my cat won't make me food. She's a bitch
don't pay it forward
I eont pay shit forward. told a stranger to call an abulance and peaced
NO I FORBID YOU. THERE ARE BETTER VIRGINITIES OUT THERE WORTH KIDNAPPING.
Winner winner, chicken dinner. I am the sole survivor of the orgy without strep. Or maybe I was the carrier?
Either I'm tripping balls or my dog has super powers.
I need to start using my boobs for good instead of weed. Although really they're kind of the same thing
he's a ginger AND was born with 2 holes in his penis. sleeping with a rare species & I LOVE THE THRILL
apparently I got pissed off that no one would let me spray them with a bottle of champagne at midnight of the new year. so I sprayed myself with one shirtless in the near freezing cold outside
Can I just lay in bed and you pour vodka through a funnel in my mouth?
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