i hate having sex with him only a few drinks in. i like it better when i cant remember the gory details.
i was looking up hair salons in ithaca for the wedding and one is a hair salon/ sake bar! you can have sake or champagne while you get your hair done!
question, how would one sake-bomb while getting hair done without getting a horrible haircut?
Puking blue powerade in mcdonalds parking lot to the applause of the guy taking out the trash with man in the mirror blasting in the background. Good morning stl
i found literally half of a double sided dildo in my shower. i guess someone went home happy.
I projectile vomited into my sink. Jealous?
Kind of. My puke would have just dribbled down my chin and missed the sink completely.
Ohh that happened after I started to cry.
I love how its suddenly "not all about sex" now that he can't get it up
there's a guy on campus handing out business cards. you pay him to see if your girlfriend will cheat. the company name is "tying up loose ends"
her roommates boyfriend drunkenly walked in on us banging and said yeeeeaaaaaahhhh and tried to high five me
Picture this: me driving down 183 throwing up into a towel. I just hit rock bottom.
Topless bubble bath with a lesbian is debatable as a gay experience.
I just got attacked by a swarm of butterflies. Nothing is okay anymore.
SUNS OUT COOCHY OUT
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
I woke up in a bush somewhere in Tucson with a full suit on. Great way to end my birthday.
You went on the date? His pickup line was I swear I'm not a serial killer and you went on the date???
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