From behind she looks like Richard Simmons
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
I just spent the last 30 minutes shaving my asshole.
Michelle Duggar likes to fuuuuck
All I could understand from his text was "hatchet" "soccer" & "bitch". its safe to say andy has had enough to drink & will be violent soon
im sure shes a lovely person but i cant be friends with someone that doesnt drink. its just not right.
The only thing I accomplished today was naming the bag of wine I've been drinking
When / where did the additional couches appear?
Additional?
James brought one with him when he showed up. Theres still 2 outside and according to facebook, at least one more burned up.
WHY WONT HOT GETMAN MAKR PUPR WITH ME!!!!???!?!!
She brought me back a blanket from Mexico, then we had sex on it
You drink too much. You cuss too much. You have questionable morals. You're everything I've ever wanted in a friend.
She wanted a dick pic so I sent her brett Favres dick pic then she asked why I have pictures of old men's beautiful dicks
Okay first of all, that is a sick ass nickname please call me that forever. Second, i need your help.
I WANT GRASS AND TREES NOT SOMEONE SWINGING A SWORD AROUND
She was a cheerleader in college and President of her sorority and now she’s a sales rep for a pharmaceutical corporation. “High maintenance hot” doesn’t even begin to explain it
But dear lord is it worth it
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