Apparently I was trying to convince him Springsteen has had buttsex. I ended the argument with "I bet he came from it too."
Off topic, but is it sad that Matthew and I are calculating how much sex we need to have in order to work off a taco bell burrito?
I plan on being naked for at least 2/3 of the wedding.
True. On an unrelated note I helped post bail for both of our ex girlfriends last night. Russian roulette: guess which one is pregnant?
Only you could walk of shame to a childrens pirate themed birthday party
So I hooked up with a guy with a mustache and woke up on a dragon futon underneath a dragon yin-tang tapestry... My life is spiraling in a weird way.
I saw a guy do a line this morning in line to start the 5k, happy thanksgiving!
If by some world ending natural disaster I get into an actual relationship with this kid, should I tell him the truth about the web of lies I've based our current relationship on?
Showed up to family party blacked out and in a turkey costume. I'd say thanksgiving was a success.
Antibacterial soap and prayers does not for spermicide make
I told her it would be awesome. We are all the same people. One of us would always be drunk, one of us would always be hooking up, and one of us would always be crying into a pancake.
i'm drinking soco out of a mickey mouse cup right now. i love it when college and my childhood meet in the middle.
Dog. I woke up between my ex boyfriend witch i'm currently fucking and his bestfriend spooning me in MY bestfriends empty powerless house still really fucked up. No one knows what happend.
I didn't have any choice but to cuddle you. Your hair was stuck on my nipple piercing.
I resent the implication of a jizz addiction
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