at a bonfire and someone threw a plastic cup in the fire. everyone immediately stopped what they were doing to yell collectively at him about what he was doing to the environment, then went back to drinking
only in oregon
Her breakfeast in bed consisted of half a pop tart that I didn't want, and water that I slipped birth control into... Who says chivalry is dead?
I don't know how but I have our hotel room door handle in my purse... this can not be good
Oh my god! She wrote the word ''hi'' in HAIR on the shower wall. What the fuck?!
I tried to fuck this guy who I'm pretty sure has an erectile dysfunction
This weekend was suppose to be a 'smoke weed and stare at things' weekend. Not a 'spend all my rent money partying with Europeans till 8 am' weekend
Yeah but those French chicks did get naked
you had acid sex with the barista. why is my bucket list your tuesday?
Chuck job is nothing more than to be my dick stand when I'm too drunk to hold it while pissing
If you die first, I'm going to sleep with a pallbearer at your funeral.
I bought us both waterproof cases so we can sext through FaceTime in the shower.
Next. Level. Shit.
We're ordering chinese food so if you want to get on this obesity train answer me now.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
Never go drinking with anime club. End of story.
Back at condo with chick. What is the condom situation urgent response needed
I realized my soar muscles form the shape of me leaning over a toilet
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