1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
Just watched a guy pause a bluetooth convo to puke outside of esso. gotta love orangeville
its a long story involving jim bean, an owl, and a knife
May or may not have found my way onto a stripper bus. To Chicago.
at least the cop wrote "happy birthday" on the ticket.
I maybe just had sex outside in broad daylight. At a state park. Please be proud.
Some guy just bought a handle of cuervo, a curling iron, and a power drill. Paid with a jar of change. I'm torn between avoiding him and befriending him..
You insisted on calling your mixture of Bacardi & powdered milk "a Jamacian Facial."
I'm imaging you naked, covered in butter. And I gotta say, I'm not impressed.
I was thinking more like a "sorry you can hear us, but I'm having the best sex of my life" cake
Remind me in the morning that I've now seen a guy do crack. That actually happened. I'm at the wrong party.
I'm willing to share. He can have sloppy seconds.
I try not to flex my sex appeal too much around the engineers, it's like feeding bears...always ends in disaster.
Sorry I yelled at you and called you Amish and puked on your eggs
I planned to shave today but it's Friday the 13th I might cut something
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