After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
Is it really that bad? I heard it was like pooping. I like pooping.
Before I left he asked me if I could submit my panties for the frat house undergarment chandelier. I said yes
She is high at the bar - she thinks the bottle of frangelico is aunt jemima telling her to stop doing drugs.
So the old dude that tried to fight me is definitely Katie's dad. And the pot cookie's kicking in. Shit is getting weird.
That's how you know it was a good night if two months later you finally realized your skirt never made it home and you found out where it was.
Just told my boss I wasn't coming in to work because of a serious case of blue balls. Totally made having them worth it.
It's not too terrible. You just got a little naked and broke your arm.
Walking towards a police car with full spotlights on you while being fully erect..awkward exp. for both parties
Nothing like putting a Percocet up your nose because you spent your night drinking heavily and can't drink water to make you heavily reconsider your life choices
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
So many questions so I’ll prioritize. How did I survive last night?
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
Dude my cat is eating sugar cookies with me. No joke. My cat likes cookies.
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