Did I miss anything?
A gay irish pirate, a caveman and hunter s tompson.
so we also did drugs
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
Using Dr. Seuss quotes to ask me how badly I want your penis is not appropriate.
I told you not to have sex with her on my futon
I didnt dude, i swear!
either that or you were eating mayo, which was the second thing i told you not to do on my futon
she said 'i love fried rice', threw a condom at me and passed out naked.
I have the money I owe you for auctioning off your black thongs. Best 30 bucks ever spent
This dude. Just lost. A finger. He asked us for tape.
i looked at my phone and realized all i had said to her the entire night was misspelled variations of "NOTHING IS THE SAME" over and over. she eventually stopped replying.
Tonight, I'll be cleaning. And by cleaning, I mean drinking booze and spraying everything with Febreze.
This conversation has now reached a level of awkward that even a passerby streaking hobo couldn't break.
Well, thats the first guy to go to jail because of my vagina
Post that event on your timeline
I think the fact that I stole someone's mail and broke my big toe means that I should consider taking some time away from vodka
Nothing to be ashamed of. I bet Oprah has sharted.
He just peed in the cab. I repeat..IN.
Shit day. Some kids decided to open my car at 3 AM while I was at work and the alarm went off. I went after them with a sword but they were minors so I didn't kill them.
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