Dork........ .......... .. . ...... ........... .. . ... ...... .. . .... ..... .. .... ... .......... .... . . ..... Yeah its morse code, no big deal
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
i just got fired from my job because i was "too smart" and my immedate response was i am WAY too stoned to be considered smart, and theni walked out the door.
wow. i have no words.
I'm watching Intervention to get pumped up for tonight
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She said she's saving anal for marriage cuz she has to save something for her husband...seriously just caught myself lookin at rings.
Ok say I was sexually attracted to a patient who also happens to be in high school...on how many levels is that illegal? And will I actually hear the laws break when I fuck him
I walked into my room to see them crying, watching hey arnold, and passing a franzia box back and forth...
As I was climbing out of the pool he slapped my ass and said 'stay golden', i don't know why but it felt right.
It was like an alcohol war zone and you left a soldier behind.
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Were you rubbing your penis on me while I slept? I smell like penis.
That was obviously his first time talking dirty. He called my vagina "pretty"
Stoned in a petco on a Saturday. I figured out that ferrets can eat themselves out. Just picture it. Never leaving.
I'm on the bus, watching a girl shush her balloons.
We need to talk about your improper dealings with the town drug dealer.
I know we're not on great terms here, but I need to know if you're still available for sexual activity...cause if not I need to get going on a work-out plan.
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