You went to the wrong car, tried to open the locked door, and started crying because you thought we were playing a mean trick. Then the owner came...
sorry i interrupted the heart to heart you were having with your bathrobe last night
So all semester this guy and girl have been talking, and today is the last class and we are doing nothing. I would have skipped but I want to see if he seals the deal or pusses out. It's like a season finale.
how do i tell her that i need alcohol to fuck her but at the same time i cant get a hard on with alcohol.
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no, didnt close...
What?! she made the first move and invited you back to her place. thats like striking out in t-ball pathetic...
I just realized last night I drunk-bought a flight to Florida for this weekend...kinda torn between the price and the potential of awesomeness
She's trying to master eating with her feet. She said it was be she "always has to be prepared."
But first time having sex and he went down on me twice?! I'm gonna marry this guy
I'll make sure to include that in my bridesmaid toast
How dare you. Idk what you called me, and neither does google translate, but you better take it back.
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Sex on roller skates
Floating mattress
Tie
I know shes my ex. And I know she punched me in the face and stole my car to go get drunk. But it's the best sex I've ever had.
You're sick. Take pictures if you can.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Yup on the verge of buzzed and drunk. I managed to make my way into my cat's box house to fall asleep. I'm comfortable
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
The Olympian is in my bed
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