I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
we need to get ahold of those "sexting" teens on tyra. HAWT!
wasnt one 13?
I've officially decided that whoever created hate sex should be on my christmas card list.
That's like rubbing a penis in my face and not giving it to me.
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his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
I'm really tired of your booty call eating my fruity pebbles.
You chanted SOFA PIZZA all night then we woke up to find about ten slices under the cushions where you were sleeping....
he's speaking broken english and calling me isaac.. this is not the australian i ordered for a one nighter
I am lonely and I want to touch your beard
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Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
Sean slept in the bushes beside my house again. Any reason he kept screaming/slurring 'it was all a bunch of goddamn lies' through out the night?
He just compared our sex to a grand slam on Wii fitness
You're doing it right
Eventually I will start sleeping with people who actually want to hangout with me the next day... But not today
I’m calling dibs!
You can’t call dibs on dick. That’s free range dick. May the best vagina win!
I don't know how I managed to chip the inside of my tooth w/ a turkey and cheeto sandwich, but I think that's what happened.
I'm sorry, a turkey and WHAT sandwich?!?!
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