Got separated, got a half bj, got dropped off in random part of the city, don't tell anyone
I just got back to Nicks and I shoul dnot have drank this much when I have to work at 7AM!!!!!
It was all fun and games until Tim shit on the end table
Dude, can't find my socks anywhere....
Yeah, you took a shit in the harbor off a wall, used them to wipe. I'm sure they're still on the beach somewhere if you really want them back
Just saw a girl i'm pretty sure is simultaneously jailbait and a milf. I never want to leave mexico.
We're upstairs smoking....the password is pineapple
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
drunken yoga. on the beach. senior week. you have been chosen <3
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I told her she can't come to our bonfire because she throws up on herself & she has a mustache. And now apparently I'm a bitch or something.
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
No she probably looked into my aura and saw that my penis would ruin her.
Can I get that on a shirt
17. The number of times my one night stand told me he loved me.
THEYRE FUCKING GOLD
Are you talking about the color of my tits or the quality of my nudes cause both are
I'm just concerned as to why his penis is two different colors.
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