everytime he calls himself the maxipad master i can't help but wonder what costume that would involve.
Just heard her singing at the school concert... I am honored my penis was touched by those pipes
Eating meat and looking at porn while roommate is at church for Ash Wednesday. Win.
We just found a handle of vodka in our fridge and no one knows how it got there. God I love spring break.
well i had to explain to their mom why the kids i babysit for won't stop repeating the phrase "nice juicy guido"
It feels like one of my ribs evaporated.
By the way seagulls wings are very soft. And the lesbian and or by sexual twins say hello. Be home in the little bit time frame.
So I walked in on her and she had taped her fingers together and was crying and was whispering something about "how humbling it is being in constant glove mode"
Can we discuss your tits for a sec? That melon patch sprung up over night
Flatmate got laid for the first time in 3 years. I'm baking a cake.
I've peed outside too many times in just this past week
They need to eat meat, go down on me the first time, every time, and know how to pull my hair. And there's a height requirement for this ride
I can check masterbating in China off the bucket list.
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
Used my power pack to charge my vibrator so I didn't have to unplug my switch or my galaxy lamp. TECHNOLOGY!
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