how do you spell 'special'? like slow?
S P E L L C H E C K
No you dumbass thats not right
Dude michael jackson died, guess he's not 'stayin aliveee' any longer.
Uh dude that wasn't a michael jackson song it was the BGs
I think we were cool up until the point where he saw that planned parenthood was on my speed dial.
She was raised with a wonderful home life. I can't do anything with that.
Just a heads up: The party is Fourth of July themed. Spread the word
dude its may
Work with me here, man.
Homeless guy on the metro is drinking beer out of a coke bottle. Hello friend.
Getting drunk now, but later remind me to tell you how to crash an 8th grade grad party.
he aimed his bare ass at the sparkler, farted, and it really did work...i love 4th of july anal fire works
Oh yes. Made out with a grandmother..... she had fake boobs and it was 330am. That makes it okay.
Mardi gras at its finest.
I'm the brains and you're the boobs of this operation.
Don't talk to me about scholarly dedication until you've taken a final in boxers, a bloody tank top and a zip tie to hold your hair back. I wear the most sullied 4.0 crown of all time....
I'm thinking blowjobs and wheelchair sex should be part of any post-injury wellness plan.
He's hitting it raw. Might as well stick his dick in a vat of SARS at this point.
lol show me an arrest record and I'll drop my panties
You now have a new job. Call me around 1pm everyday and make sure I've eaten something. All I've had today is dick and cheesecake.
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