Turns out you can't chew it over with twix in real life
Dude I've never seen anyone get slapped that hard
he literaly had industrial grade plastic underneth his blankets
Is it uncouth to have a themed intervention? I know how much you like Star Wars.
I did the crab walk everywhere because I was drunk enough that it was easier than standing up.
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never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I HAVE A BLACK EYE FROM A DILDO!! IM GETTING MARRIED TOMORROW! THIS IS NOT A MISSUNDERSTANDING!
Yo plow her in the living room were all outside tommy wants to see
i am willing to donate my body to this science experiment when it means free blowjobs
when the repo soundtrack came on in the middle of us having sex i realized it was about time that i clear out my itunes library
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I feel like my body was put in a dryer with rocks set on permanent press.
My parents are paying for my knee surgery for my birthday. What costume will look good on crutches for my Halloween Birthday?
Welcome to adulthood.
i don't remember much about your party last weekend but i remember you being so drunk you were crying in your driveway about pickles at four am
I got a lap dance last night from a girl while I was wearing a Captian America onsie. My life does not suck.
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
First dip in a brand new jar of Nutella, and my man’s dick are two things I will not fucking share.
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