Should I hook up with a slut its your call
Yes. Wrap it. If you dont have a condom do it anyway. YOU ONLY LIVE ONCE.
so last night after we hooked up i got my period and woke up this morning with a blood stain on his bed and not only was it huge but i had put my jeans back on before bed so i took the walk of shame with period stained pants
I'm pregaming with America's Best Dance Crew.
Do a shot everytime Lil' Mama mispronounces a word.
grad school is all the worst parts of undergrad, without the binge drinking and bad decisions to make up for it
Just took a beer bong out of snuffaluffagus's trunk. Your move
As I was buying milk at the market, the lady at the checkstand said, "what? No alcohol today?" have I really earned THAT reputation?
On the plus side I got to ride in a fire truck and I didn't have to blow anybody for it
So yeah she lost her virginity in a wheel chair with a broken pelvis. I'm still trying to figure out how I should feel about that.
Think I pulled my pelvic muscle.
I think I pulled my ashamed of myself muscle.
The girls danced. I drank. Then I danced cause I was drunk. Then I ripped tim's shirt off cause I'm awesome.
I have lots of feelings today, but drunk is my favorite.
I'd do them all but honestly I'm so high that I probably should have a chaperone.
Another beautiful Sunday, another beautiful day the stick is not positive. Amen.
Denim handjobs are the worst handjobs. I hate all handjobs. Why do people even.
The best part of last night is not remembering half of it
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