idk hes just been lookin at me weird all night
he probably just wants to cut your skin off and wear you like a body suit
In retrospect, it was a terrible idea, going down on her with these ulcers in my mouth.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
new level of vanity: sex dreams about deep throating myself...
I'm someone's dream girl. I'm hungover in this guy's bed wearing ONLY a Brian Westbrook jersey. Not the same I was on a date with last night.
well i just had my first "when i graduated college she was 12" morning
Im done having sex . he ruined it for me after he said " can we use my penis as a shovel ?"
The light burnt out and he thinks the power is out in the whole house. He is cooking a hog dog over two candles. I'm gonna see if he'll make me one
Ya know what's been the best part of this College Football Season? Not having to hear Brent Musberger say the Honey Badger 77 fucking times.
do you ever feel so high you're swimming backstroke and then you realize you're still laying in bed on tumblr
We broke the bed while I was handcuffed to the headboard and let's just say that was a hard one to explain to the RA
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
Don't drag this out. All I need to know is if I have to put pants on or not.
i just really want to fuck a guy wearing lederhosen
it'll be sexier than it sounds, i promise
My ovaries melted while we were talking. I almost told him I would suck his soul out through his dick
That would be a memorable parent teacher conference for sure
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