Your vagina is a self cleaning oven.
Pregnant stripper...not hot.
i hope thats the last time i ever see ryan's hairy ass fucking
I un-blacked out around 7am watching J.lo videos on youtube
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
we've been at disney 20 seconds and she already got the cops called over
You turned to me, asked if I was having fun yet, and then threw up onto my jeans. Thanks for the awesome first time partying experience
Ran into that hot funeral director in the bar two days after the wake. pretty sure we drunk made out.
Grandpa would have been proud
If one more "stranger" walks up to me at the bar and asks how I have been, I am going to rehab.
she had that "i just got used" look on her face when i kicked her out at 5am
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I really gotta be careful. My email inbox is equal parts notifications from instructors and this dude's dick. If I get drunk and reply to the wrong thing I might get kicked out of grad school.
Dude, you flipped off a cat from my balcony and yelled at it to get a house
our relationship was basically a one night stand, with a three week long, morning after
Well the hawks lost... so, of course, the only logical course of action was a bonfire in the middle of the street.
I'm pretty sure my therapist gave me the green light to fuck him.
I should have known it wouldn’t work. Someone saved in her phone as “Subway Sex” called the week before the wedding
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