Yeah. I hotboxed a windbreaker.
Did I tell you that you looked cute last night? I looked at the pictures. I lied.
he said i took off my shirt and wrote "help HATI" on my tits, and charged people to motorboat me..... i'd like to say i woke up with 267$ in my purse
The fact that you think you peed off a roof shows you shouldn't have been on a roof.
he picked an earring up off the bar floor and tried to give it to girls as a present.
I guess I tried to show you how big my closet was and we ended up eating pickles in my bathroom
seeing two hook-ups in tagged in the same picture will send chills down anyone's spine.
Trying to grind with crutches was not a success
I can only get completely wasted and hungry two more times and then we're out of fritos.
Currently in the bathroom stall of a gay bar in new haven giving myself an anti throw up pep talk
I thought i lost my bra, but when i went back to help clean it was hanging up on the wall
want to know what my life has come to? I just took a 45 min shower banging on the walls and making loud sex noises so my neighbors think I get some.
DON'T PUKE iN THE PRINGLES CAN, WHATEVER YOU DO!
i can't believe i helped you shave your back last night, and she still didn't sleep with you.
The reason why I poison my organs is so that you guys can't sell them.
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