I need to shower the guilt off of my thighs.
omg... punch me in the throat... I am about to lose my mind with my parents.. I'm not saying I agree with the menendez brothers.. but I understand
Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
As far as classy things to do in front of your ex go, throwing up on your own shirt is not one of them.
She is the perfect woman. She cooks, gives good head and doesn't care that I have a small penis.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
1 month til my stepdad becomes a u.s. citizen, so if you want to get in on the divorce pool its your last chance, $5 a square.
Going to get a "plan B"urrito
i told him i was allergic to semen. he pulled out an epipen.
This teachers last name is pfister and she did the fisting motion to help explain how to pronounce her name. This class might be good
Would it be weird to jack off in the hospital?
I feel like I should be having more sex dreams of my boyfriend than his sister..
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
I'm going to have to go for it. It's like Mt. Everest. It's large and unpredictable but I live for adventure and it's worth never coming back from. Mt. BigDick.
I mean we all knew i was gonna get arrested eventually but shoplifting is lame so dont tell anyone. Well just let them assume public nudity or something
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