so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Maybe she gives good head
A girl who still calls a dick a "wiener"cannot possibly give good head
Just got my period. I'm not pregnant with Scott's child and I won't be having any sex tonight. This must be what they mean by bittersweet.
Disadvantage of being gay..... my gag reflexes makes trying to make myself throw up extremely difficult.
I'm destined to be knocked up by a sailor
you left a note on your car that said " please dont tow, im to drunk to drive. safety first!"
for future reference: anal bleach BEFORE boozing
It's just a matter of time. The ball is in my court. Soon to be in her mouth.
how was it?
he was petting the bushes because they were "napkins"
I wish dancing around my house in my bra and underwear to Love Shack whilst eating strawberry cake batter was an acceptable form of exercise.
I think making out with someone could be the cure to all my problems. That or more cowbell.
I am about to embark upon a south Boston wedding....
Hydrate.
he sent me the greatest dick pic I've ever received.
he actually took the time to cut a fingertip off of a glove then put it on his dick like a beanie. he called it hipster dick.
What a better way to celebrate that I'm single by becoming a stripper and making $1000 in one night
I just dominated some guy while wearing your moms thong
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