wait.. the condom broke. ehh whatever i think im already 2 months pregnant
I wish i was in the wii world.
time to smoke my breakfast
We had literally Just finished having sex when he handed me a plan B and said he lied about wearing a condom.
Just saw all the pictures from the party. I'm wearing a different shirt in every single one.
I'm doing homework tonight but if you end up going out drinking I would like one courtesy peer pressure text.
So we just left her at the hospital. She is not ruining my Monday night
And then I told him since the day he walked away to get over what I went through he lost the boyfriend right to ask why my bed is broken.
I take full pride in being the one that broke ur bed. Want to go for the sofa?
Her delivery came. She's ordered a pack of 144 condoms.
I'm making a date with someone on Playstation Home. That's how my sex life is going right now.
Woke up in a bathtub with both of my legs broken. How was your night?
Apparently, Lolla sends you an email every time you use your wristband to buy a beer.
21 new emails...yikes
I'm bringing home frosties. I need to talk about butt stuff.
I love you. Go after that dick
he high fived his dick after we had sex
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