i hate this light. i wouldnt even hook up with me in this light
I just saw a license plate that said "Guidete" at college. This proves the world is officially ending in 2012
Hey bro u need to come home now, me and andy just had a 15 minute conversation about fig newtons. f this bong
my facebook is like a giant collection of my one night stands
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There is a bruise on my cock the size of a golfball. Bad sign.
She stole my hamster. idk who she was, she just walked in and said she knew Keith so she stayed, drank 6 beers, and then stole Charles.
I got pulled into the conversation by "she sleeps with everybody" then "she" involved sleeping with "cocks the size of a viva burrito"
So the bartender from Applebees totally looks like he would take his clothes off for $40
I like how you possess the gift that turns normal guys into strippers
I don't know how I'm going to know it's her, I only know what she looks like with a wig on
SHE COULD ALREADY BE HERE AND I WOULDN'T EVEN KNOW
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Either I'm too drunk or she gave me a hand job to the rhythm of jingle bells.
Well, our assistant supervisor caught us on the back stairs...he invited us on a double date with his fiance and him. I guess our job approves of the relationship?
Lube filled water balloons always make for a good time
I just tried to pay for a coffee with a dollar and a necco wafer.
I knew my sister shouldn't have gone to the bacherlotte party. Two of the other brides maids have black eyes and my fiancé called me and asked if this is the crazy she's marrying
If so I'm coming over there. There's no way I'm having "hello, how are you" conversations with my neighbors on acid
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