yo I wanna see you, bring that beard of yours
Why are you at a bar in Connecticut?
Long story. One that now involves lots of delicious chicken wings om nom nom
i can't wait to kiss dudes with my vampire teeth in.
I wish I could put booze in boobs and store it for later. I wouldn't need a flask. For $7000, they should do amazing things like that.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
Down at Ground Zero right now. So many people here. It's the most patriotic game of grabass Ive ever seen.
I'm a lady, I can't pee on the ceiling. Even I don't have that power.
It all boils down to, who else do we know that is willing to buy our friendship?
raced the clock twice to day to see if i could get off before my computer died and before i left for my noon bar crawl... win, win
lets go back to having secrets in our friendship
At what point would you like us to save you from yourself?
I'm just gonna wear a long dress with no panties today. My pussy needs a break.
I swear to god he's making pineapple onions and cheese. He thinks he's making eggs onions and cheese
Just because you are home alone for the weekend doesn't mean you can act like a nudist.
I accept your opinion but respectfully disagree. Also, I'm sitting in your chair.
I seriously just had to blow dry my thong.
His relationship is over as soon as he sees my boobs. I’m going to titty fuck my way into his heart
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