it was a shit show
We all have our days. But yours might be on the internet.
Once you see the odd facial expressions and noises a guy makes while he is furiously beating off on top of you, it kind of puts things into perspective.
he told us the story of how he fought ketchup, mustard, and thomas the train engine all in one night. if that doesn't sound like an acid trip i dont know what does.
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
I want to frame my negative pregnancy test.
she is using a fork to eat popcorn and refuses to drink gatorade out of anything but a margarita glass... did i mention the popcorn is on a plate?
I honestly get shocked all over again every time I pull his pants down. It's one of those feelings you never get tired of.
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
Say what you want, but those Fraggle Rock DVDs have gotten me laid twice.
So was it you or me who decided it was a good idea to inscribe fuck you on the counter?
That was me. Just a 'welcome to our home' kinda thing.
You said "sustain yourself" quietly over and over as you fed joeys hamster cashews. Acid you is a trip
Was he good-huge or like "what the fuck do i do with this"-huge
She told me her last name, which as you know is my #1 turn-off.
She started giving me head while we were watching the Walking Dead premiere, WORST BJ EVER.
3 weeks in a row I've pulled '69' at the deli counter...God is giving me shit for not getting laid in a year....
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