on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
He just stood there...Helen Keller and I could have had a more interesting conversation
If it makes you feel better, I doubt anything could survive in your uterus.
Just tried to use the bottle of Sprite in my car as mouthwash to get the taste of puke out of my mouth- it's half vodka. Puked again. Thanks man.
Just to give you a heads up, I am going home with your ex-boyfriend.... You can't be mad because he was my ex-boyfriend first
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
Called Jeff last night and told him I wanted to have sex in the airport terminal. Blackout Brooke definitely came out last night.
ex-cheerleader. ex-gymnast. ex-dancer. i dont even know who to go for tonight
Know of anyone who would be interested in trading weed for meatballs?
I. recorded a message of me yelling at myself to "get up out of that bed" and set it an alarm. REALLY loud
Pregnancy test = positive. Hope you still have our old guess who game 'cause daddy elimination begins now.
If that guy asks u bout me, I said my name is Jenelle, from CT, I'm a cat behiavor consultant and I'm 29. Back my story up
Full body rubs, head scratches, foot rubs, massages, a penis that is able to get hard whenever you want it. I mean ive got a lot to offer
poll: am I friendzoned if he just called me brochacha? on one hand, he called me bro, but on the other, he used the a to make it feminine.
I think my roomie is silently judging me for spraining my foot by having sex in a bounce house
so the bounce house and tequila was good idea then?
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