Done. Eyebrows are waxed, entire body shaved
I wouldn't really call it 'getting lucky' considering I paid her to do it.
She thinks she's a fairy, dude. A real fucking fairy with wings and shit.
Hungover like ... in bed with the Brita pitcher and a straw, only opening one eye at a time.
Ask him about a girl named Meg then give a disappointed and disapproving face.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Just found a condom on my floor from last weekend. 2/2. The scavenger hunt is over.
If I drank a glass of water for every drink I had I'd die of water intoxication like some tweaked out looser at a rave
At tuba camp, the pickings are slim. It's like being the tallest midget.
Thank you <3 he just looked at me, fist bumped me, and asked me what was on my titty....we may cut her off
I just talked this guy out of hooking up with me and gave him relationship advice. Am I a good person now?
We're friends with benifits... The benifits being I'm fucking her boyfriend
Whoever thought of breakup sex is my new best friend
I lysoled the money\n(631): wrong text lmao
Nothing like having a family watch you dry heave at the end of the dock
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